Monday, December 04, 2006
OK, it's been awhile since my last posting. Here are a few pics from our trip to Tim & Kim's in Augusta. One is Benny crashed out on Aunt Kim, and the other is of Benny's cousin, Decker.
Things I have learned:
. If all is quiet at home, assume someone is guilty of something. I found Benny silently putting a jar of vaseline on himself from head to toe. The clothes are gone, but he has really shiny hair.
. If your child is lactose intolerant, don't experiment with whole milk (for 3 days).
. If you set out a glass ornament, it will get broken.
. If you set out a small, wooden nutcracker, it will get broken.
. If you set out another small, wooden nutcracker, it will get broken.
. If your kid gets a Tickle Me Elmo, he will continually push the button to make him talk and gyrate loudly.
. If your kid gets a Thomas The Tank sing along book, he will continually push the button to make it talk loudly.
. If your kid suddenly discovers DVD's, he will continually want you to have it playing. (doesn't happen).
. If your kid is watching DVD's, he will continually want Elmo and Thomas to be making their noises in the background.
. If your kid wants you to read Veggie Tales, Madam Blueberry for the 10th time in a row, chances are you haven't even got dressed for work yet.
Posted by Guatorean Daddy at 2:12 PM